








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2335 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2415 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1464 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1594 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,755 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munajaska | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | badcode | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | tmontana | 58% | 71 |
| #4 | ott0 | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | dario-san | 53% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dario-san | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | rickybobthe3rd | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | GrapPate | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | tmontana | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | munajaska | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmontana | 382 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | dario-san | 352 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | rickybobthe3rd | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | GrapPate | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | munajaska | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sec | +2.57 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | badcode | +2.26 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | dario-san | +2.17 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | tmontana | +0.96 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | ott0 | -1.31 | 68 | 67 |





