








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1 | 1% |
| Smokes | 28 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 56 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 42 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,400 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franco | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | rizzler | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | gunaxe | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | NivlaWik | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | Chefen | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rizzler | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | gunaxe | 2 | 0.0385 |
| #3 | Raccoon | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Sommarkuken45 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Eemil Seppo | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raccoon | 83 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | rizzler | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Eemil Seppo | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sommarkuken45 | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | AJ. | 12 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sommarkuken45 | +3.49 | 43 | 29 |
| #2 | Franco | +2.69 | 56 | 51 |
| #3 | gunaxe | +2.01 | 44 | 20 |
| #4 | Raccoon | +1.16 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | rizzler | +0.63 | 39 | 33 |





