








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 72 | 7% |
| Smokes | 165 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 348 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 449 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,587 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ludob1tch | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | rizzler | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Sommarkuken45 | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | SHREDZ | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Eemil Seppo | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raccoon | 155 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | AJ. | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Eemil Seppo | 37 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | rizzler | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sommarkuken45 | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHREDZ | +4.98 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | Ludob1tch | +3.07 | 68 | 39 |
| #3 | Sommarkuken45 | +2.28 | 40 | 35 |
| #4 | Raccoon | +1.02 | 45 | 55 |
| #5 | Eemil Seppo | +0.40 | 29 | 41 |





