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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 338 | 36% |
| Smokes | 222 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 300 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,159 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khalid Kashmiri | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Raccoon | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | Blizz-_- | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Sommarkuken45 | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | AJ. | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rizzler | 29 | 0.0298 |
| #2 | AJ. | 13 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Sommarkuken45 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Khalid Kashmiri | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Raccoon | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raccoon | 101 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | AJ. | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | rizzler | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sommarkuken45 | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | NivlaWik | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sommarkuken45 | +1.86 | 41 | 35 |
| #2 | AJ. | +1.68 | 26 | 45 |
| #3 | Raccoon | +0.24 | 52 | 41 |
| #4 | NivlaWik | +0.21 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | rizzler | -0.54 | 44 | 18 |





