








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2365 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1796 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2373 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2786 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,399 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WetOilyButt | 37 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | ROb | 30 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | Gearm0 =P | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | The Lizard Wizard | 17 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | DiccButt | 9 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gearm0 =P | +5.20 | 87 | 35 |
| #2 | WetOilyButt | +2.21 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | Delimeister | +1.88 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | ROb | +0.87 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | DiccButt | -2.44 | 36 | 19 |





