








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,774 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1666 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1067 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 937 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,969,349 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gearm0 =P | +5.58 | 87 | 36 |
| #2 | WetOilyButt | +1.96 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Delimeister | +1.79 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | ROb | +0.70 | 67 | 53 |
| #5 | Dubai | -2.58 | 56 | 34 |





