








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 55% |
| Smokes | 791 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,651 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | 2DMZ3 | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kreimer | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | 115 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | 2DMZ3 | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | 90 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kreimer | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | +5.07 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Kreimer | +2.24 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | 2DMZ3 | +2.10 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | +2.10 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | Mobiwan | +0.81 | 62 | 39 |





