








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 762 | 22% |
| Smokes | 897 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1078 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,693 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | aerax- | 74% | 43 |
| #4 | hayanh- | 70% | 61 |
| #5 | yang -iwnl- | 69% | 78 |
| #6 | -A1MNETTI | 65% | 43 |
| #7 | aleyzr | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aerax- | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | yang -iwnl- | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | -A1MNETTI | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | syncD | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | hayanh- | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hayanh- | 177 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | aerax- | 132 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | yang -iwnl- | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | -A1MNETTI | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | syncD | 103 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yang -iwnl- | +3.51 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | hayanh- | +3.44 | 93 | 54 |
| #3 | aerax- | +1.42 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | Yoshireax | +1.36 | 89 | 53 |
| #5 | syncD | +0.62 | 80 | 77 |





