








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5862 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6790 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4727 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5355 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,139,988 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | TaalaSeppo | 45% | 128 |
| #8 | athes | 45% | 400 |
| #9 | Jnu | 43% | 338 |
| #10 | Mikk3 | 33% | 67 |
| #11 | Mikael Jarkkoniemi | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jnu | 54 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | athes | 41 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | esa | 25 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | trax | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Mikk3 | 18 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | athes | 819 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | trax | 601 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | Jnu | 578 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | TaalaSeppo | 533 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | timppati | 482 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L4wrenceb0b | +4.99 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | esa | +3.17 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | Jnu | +1.16 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | timppati | +0.88 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | elq | +0.79 | 61 | 67 |





