








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1552 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1263 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,545 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Get Rekt! | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Mahmoud Hussein Al Akra | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Arlind | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | r0ck | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Shadow Wizard Money Gang | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Drip Drop | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | OnetapOliver | 39% | 23 |
| #9 | Quezillion | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | yosh! | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | Mystery | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadow Wizard Money Gang | 10 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Zacatel | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | OnetapOliver | 4 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Mahmoud Hussein Al Akra | 2 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Arlind | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacatel | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Arlind | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Drip Drop | 47 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | OnetapOliver | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shadow Wizard Money Gang | 33 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gekiai | +5.45 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Quezillion | +2.53 | 71 | 72 |
| #3 | r0ck | +1.89 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Mahmoud Hussein Al Akra | +1.30 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | Get Rekt! | +0.74 | 72 | 58 |





