








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1118 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1498 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $213,243 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Dmitry | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | gluMWall | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | HEADKING | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Kirt | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | majkkylive | 133 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Dmitry | 85 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kirt | 53 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | . | 53 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | HEADKING | 50 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirt | +2.88 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | Dmitry | +2.40 | 52 | 73 |
| #3 | . | +2.30 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Mr. Melon ♞ | +1.18 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Luckysh♿t | +1.15 | 68 | 53 |





