








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2345 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1800 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1430 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1458 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,748 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Tor | 66% | 62 |
| #3 | Mr. Melon ♞ | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | .Frankk | 59% | 37 |
| #5 | gluMWall | 59% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | d0mZ1k | 57% | 47 |
| #7 | fantomlya | 56% | 9 |
| #8 | ONETAPELITE♡aimbot.exe | 47% | 15 |
| #9 | Lopata_Rocky02 | 38% | 8 |
| #10 | s c k | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Melon ♞ | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | gluMWall | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Lopata_Rocky02 | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gluMWall | 283 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Tor | 142 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | .Frankk | 134 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | smiley | 115 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | d0mZ1k | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | +2.84 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | d0mZ1k | +2.52 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | Mr. Melon ♞ | +2.24 | 63 | 75 |
| #4 | ONETAPELITE♡aimbot.exe | +1.93 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | .Frankk | +1.69 | 90 | 61 |





