








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5487 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6451 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3557 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4926 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,447,582 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 43% | 37 |
| #9 | d00wN | 42% | 53 |
| #10 | slipi_playMCwithme | 41% | 41 |
| #11 | Rudnoc | 41% | 32 |
| #12 | hannah | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 10 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | hannah | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Rudnoc | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | slipi_playMCwithme | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Ziggsta | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 249 | 0.33 | 5 min |
| #2 | SlipperZ | 245 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | hannah | 227 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | ΛDZアズАдз | 199 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | d00wN | 156 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlipperZ | +2.19 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | hannah | +1.45 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | . | +0.87 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | slipi_playMCwithme | +0.53 | 62 | 33 |
| #5 | d00wN | +0.49 | 78 | 46 |





