








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 672 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




190 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3291 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3557 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4102 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3053 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,965 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ru | +4.77 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Saadjärve Lihunik | +4.04 | 95 | 26 |
| #3 | dal | +3.46 | 63 | 33 |
| #4 | wheels | +1.62 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | Andr^ | +0.13 | 77 | 69 |





