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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3034 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3281 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4048 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2654 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,063 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaDcOnGaming | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | anD | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Motion | 48% | 229 |
| #4 | Zaras | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | ✯Snaper CSGOD | 46% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Motion | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | PaDcOnGaming | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Miracoli | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | ✯Snaper CSGOD | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | 431 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | anD | 397 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #3 | Motion | 265 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✯Snaper CSGOD | 109 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Miracoli | 101 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian | +2.05 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | ✯Snaper CSGOD | +0.65 | 67 | 42 |
| #3 | Motion | +0.54 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | -0.57 | 59 | 59 |
| #5 | anD | -0.77 | 33 | 73 |





