








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 721 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1919 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4826 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5995 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,213 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaDcOnGaming | 51% | 92 |
| #2 | Motion | 50% | 391 |
| #3 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | 49% | 406 |
| #4 | anD | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | MonkeeDan | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Motion | 29 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | PaDcOnGaming | 18 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | christian | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | anD | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | christian | +1.78 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | ✯Snaper CSGOD | +0.80 | 67 | 44 |
| #3 | Motion | +0.28 | 62 | 51 |
| #4 | MightyMo | +0.24 | 55 | 73 |
| #5 | Brustmilch Enjoyer | -0.26 | 58 | 61 |





