








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2371 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2315 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2419 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1126 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,838 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dementia patient | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | Zibens Makvīns | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Excellence. | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | OpehC | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | AsNeTu | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | OpehC | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | AsNeTu | 48% | 63 |
| #6 | Spukella | 46% | 68 |
| #7 | Irena starošaitė | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | Ad Astra | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spukella | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | dementia patient | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | AsNeTu | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | OpehC | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Excellence. | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsNeTu | 172 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Spukella | 130 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Irena starošaitė | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | dementia patient | 56 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Zibens Makvīns | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dementia patient | +3.47 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Zibens Makvīns | +1.53 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Lukste | +0.27 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Irena starošaitė | -0.11 | 84 | 70 |
| #5 | Excellence. | -0.14 | 87 | 65 |





