








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3592 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3682 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4797 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3979 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,408,694 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spukella | 61% | 202 |
| #2 | Excellence. | 60% | 128 |
| #3 | Zibens Makvīns | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | Lukste | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | AsNeTu | 54% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zibens Makvīns | 58% | 99 |
| #4 | Lukste | 57% | 56 |
| #5 | AsNeTu | 54% | 227 |
| #6 | Irena starošaitė | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | Žilvinas Žvagulis | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spukella | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | AsNeTu | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Lukste | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Zibens Makvīns | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Excellence. | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsNeTu | 731 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | Spukella | 456 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Zibens Makvīns | 345 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Irena starošaitė | 144 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | Excellence. | 132 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dementia patient | +2.79 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | Zibens Makvīns | +1.40 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Excellence. | -0.14 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Spukella | -0.41 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | AsNeTu | -0.46 | 72 | 71 |





