








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4106 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2846 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3579 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,443,713 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Irena starošaitė | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | Tripple K | 47% | 30 |
| #8 | Lukste | 46% | 68 |
| #9 | Die-hard | 41% | 32 |
| #10 | Ad Astra | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsNeTu | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | dementia patient | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Lukste | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Zibens Makvīns | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Irena starošaitė | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dementia patient | +3.85 | 92 | 68 |
| #2 | Zibens Makvīns | +1.41 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | Tripple K | +0.67 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | Spukella | +0.51 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Excellence. | +0.05 | 88 | 61 |





