








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7966 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5666 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2647 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4880 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,022,664 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kola | 61% | 204 |
| #2 | invictus lixz | 57% | 67 |
| #3 | papercut01 | 54% | 153 |
| #4 | ryan_095 | 53% | 399 |
| #5 | lolita大佬 | 52% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakuatain | 29 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | nyovelt | 15 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | lolita大佬 | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Kola | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ryan_095 | 9 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakuatain | 2129 | 0.16 | 56 min |
| #2 | lolita大佬 | 1203 | 0.25 | 34 min |
| #3 | 小小羊 | 1005 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #4 | ryan_095 | 972 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #5 | nyovelt | 876 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laevatain | +2.91 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | papercut01 | +2.59 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | Kola | +1.88 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | BoWu_ | +1.20 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Lakuatain | +0.18 | 69 | 63 |





