








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2955 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3139 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1853 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2063 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,669 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drømme | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Thermalized | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | $KEJ$☆॰°ₒ৹๐ | 60% | 57 |
| #4 | sylle | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | NOOB MUS | 55% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | sahbe | 53% | 104 |
| #7 | BigDropzz | 49% | 67 |
| #8 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 49% | 101 |
| #9 | Rednalyn3 | 48% | 27 |
| #10 | Phamix2k | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $KEJ$☆॰°ₒ৹๐ | 15 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | BigDropzz | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | sahbe | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | NOOB MUS | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 694 | 0.31 | 18 min |
| #2 | sahbe | 243 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | BigDropzz | 227 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | $KEJ$☆॰°ₒ৹๐ | 171 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | NOOB MUS | 137 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drømme | +2.26 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | sylle | +2.17 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Ronaldo/Messi | +1.16 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | +0.96 | 63 | 78 |
| #5 | sahbe | +0.86 | 76 | 56 |





