








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1067 | 32% |
| Smokes | 767 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 849 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,542 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rednalyn3 | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | BigDropzz | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Phamix2k | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 60% | 40 |
| #5 | Ronaldo/Messi | 60% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NOOB MUS | 17 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Ronaldo/Messi | 11 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | sahbe | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | BigDropzz | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | sylle | 2 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronaldo/Messi | 240 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | 221 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | sahbe | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | NOOB MUS | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | BigDropzz | 76 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drømme | +2.75 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | sahbe | +1.51 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | D-ZanH*<3 CS.MONEY | +1.51 | 64 | 77 |
| #4 | Ronaldo/Messi | +1.43 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | sylle | +1.17 | 81 | 61 |





