








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6002 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4078 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 916 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,093 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ohio | 11 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Wesident Wetard | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Snipesrock™ | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | 周心语 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Thumbs up for '08 | 5 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wesident Wetard | 752 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Snipesrock™ | 685 | 0.35 | 21 min |
| #3 | Ohio | 304 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | MrSausage9 | 174 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #5 | 周心语 | 138 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ohio | +7.13 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | MrSausage9 | +4.12 | 71 | 79 |
| #3 | Snipesrock™ | +2.13 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | 周心语 | +1.16 | 78 | 32 |
| #5 | robbob | +0.22 | 65 | 59 |





