








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2831 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1093 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 881 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,570 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snipesrock™ | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | robbob | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | 周心语 | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | garfeld | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Rivet | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robbob | 719 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | Snipesrock™ | 489 | 0.39 | 14 min |
| #3 | 周心语 | 118 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | toastγ | 96 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | garfeld | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snipesrock™ | +3.65 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | 周心语 | +2.14 | 78 | 33 |
| #3 | robbob | +1.87 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Rivet | -0.85 | 57 | 38 |
| #5 | Wesident Wetard | -1.74 | 60 | 46 |





