








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 748 | 30% |
| Smokes | 581 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 617 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 520 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,265 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | thaikhyri | 41% | 32 |
| #16 | PulliS | 36% | 11 |
| #17 | Valdog | 33% | 6 |
| #18 | oj | 33% | 15 |
| #19 | vLad | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joppe-T | 84 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | thaikhyri | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zorbitozz | 57 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | vLad | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | strongmental33 | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zorbitozz | +5.14 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | Valdog | +3.66 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | thaikhyri | +2.77 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | hugo hurrikan | +2.71 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | strongmental33 | +2.17 | 72 | 70 |





