








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1567 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17531 | 34% |
| Smokes | 14437 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11539 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8022 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,771 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1984 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 58% | 171 |
| #2 | SnakU | 50% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 58% | 171 |
| #2 | SnakU | 50% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnakU | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | eldorado | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 459 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | SnakU | 340 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | +4.03 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | downatello | +0.78 | 56 | 74 |
| #3 | SnakU | -1.89 | 37 | 62 |





