








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2800 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3799 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3216 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2376 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,618 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 55% | 268 |
| #2 | ö | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | downatello | 50% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 55% | 268 |
| #2 | ö | 54% | 63 |
| #3 | downatello | 50% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | downatello | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ö | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | downatello | 1144 | 0.26 | 32 min |
| #2 | eldorado | 765 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | ö | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | +4.28 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | downatello | -0.33 | 54 | 74 |
| #3 | ö | -1.22 | 44 | 55 |
| #4 | SnakU | -2.21 | 34 | 61 |





