








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4628 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3716 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2454 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2961 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,704 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rivz | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | ö | 61% | 57 |
| #3 | downatello | 58% | 171 |
| #4 | SnakU | 55% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rivz | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | ö | 61% | 57 |
| #3 | downatello | 58% | 171 |
| #4 | SnakU | 55% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnakU | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | downatello | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ö | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | downatello | 838 | 0.26 | 23 min |
| #2 | SnakU | 445 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | rivz | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ö | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eldorado | +4.05 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | rivz | +0.18 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | downatello | -0.59 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | ö | -1.89 | 44 | 53 |
| #5 | SnakU | -2.73 | 33 | 62 |





