








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 316 | 11% |
| Smokes | 756 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 830 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1038 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,502 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlAGs | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | OK | 51% | 121 |
| #3 | KRØYER | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | SlayR | 43% | 82 |
| #5 | skaevmund | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OK | 51% | 121 |
| #3 | KRØYER | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | SlayR | 43% | 82 |
| #5 | skaevmund | 42% | 31 |
| #6 | Opoy | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlAGs | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | OK | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | SlayR | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Opoy | 3 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OK | 295 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | SlayR | 235 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | skaevmund | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | zlAGs | 112 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | KRØYER | 42 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OK | +3.58 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | zlAGs | +1.13 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | SlayR | +0.18 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | KRØYER | +0.10 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | Opoy | -1.69 | 78 | 58 |





