








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 333 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3826 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2775 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3496 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2762 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2374 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,380,381 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don.DANES | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | OK | 56% | 262 |
| #3 | zlAGs | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | Opoy | 53% | 92 |
| #5 | SlayR | 51% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OK | 56% | 262 |
| #3 | zlAGs | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | Opoy | 53% | 92 |
| #5 | SlayR | 51% | 313 |
| #6 | skaevmund | 50% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlayR | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | skaevmund | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Opoy | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | zlAGs | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | OK | 2 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SlayR | 921 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | OK | 639 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | skaevmund | 302 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Opoy | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | zlAGs | 128 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OK | +1.68 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | Don.DANES | +1.60 | 68 | 56 |
| #3 | KRØYER | +0.26 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | zlAGs | +0.14 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | SlayR | -0.49 | 61 | 62 |





