








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
920 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 622 | 31% |
| Smokes | 582 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 374 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,386 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MODELFY | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | stupid1ty | 45% | 29 |
| #3 | Pantz | 41% | 51 |
| #4 | Priceyy_ | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | ShadowDemon | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Priceyy_ | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | ShadowDemon | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | flamie | 30% | 10 |
| #7 | BoO YaH! | 27% | 15 |
| #8 | banaangamer | 27% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stupid1ty | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | banaangamer | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ShadowDemon | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Priceyy_ | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantz | 102 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | BoO YaH! | 34 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | stupid1ty | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | banaangamer | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | ShadowDemon | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowDemon | +5.21 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | MODELFY | +3.17 | 56 | 40 |
| #3 | banaangamer | +0.73 | 84 | 35 |
| #4 | Priceyy_ | -0.09 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | flamie | -0.17 | 42 | 50 |





