








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 469 | 23% |
| Smokes | 250 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 730 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 629 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $103,999 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flamie | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | ShadowDemon | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | stupid1ty | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Pantz | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | BoO YaH! | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BoO YaH! | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | banaangamer | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | DeadShoT✇/_\✇ | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | Jord (Catta) | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | banaangamer | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | BoO YaH! | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ShadowDemon | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pantz | 41 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | BoO YaH! | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | banaangamer | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | ShadowDemon | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 21 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShadowDemon | +4.47 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | ♡ParadoX♡ | +2.09 | 56 | 62 |
| #3 | Jord (Catta) | +1.12 | 55 | 60 |
| #4 | flamie | +0.07 | 39 | 52 |
| #5 | banaangamer | -0.06 | 75 | 48 |





