








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1473 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1226 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $706,795 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuMe? | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Aleksi | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | LENNU | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Yaa | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Sami | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LENNU | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Yaa | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Sami | 52% | 75 |
| #6 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 52% | 112 |
| #7 | TheRealWhiteCrakker | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Sami | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | LENNU | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Aleksi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | TuMe? | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 306 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sami | 168 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Aleksi | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | LENNU | 85 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | TuMe? | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | +2.03 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | +1.26 | 79 | 59 |
| #3 | Sami | +0.96 | 63 | 66 |
| #4 | Kylmä äijä | +0.13 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | LENNU | -0.08 | 42 | 53 |





