








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4773 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6547 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4532 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4872 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,852 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | 55% | 341 |
| #2 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 53% | 418 |
| #3 | LENNU | 53% | 158 |
| #4 | TuMe? | 53% | 234 |
| #5 | Kylmä äijä | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TuMe? | 53% | 234 |
| #5 | Kylmä äijä | 52% | 75 |
| #6 | TheRealWhiteCrakker | 52% | 58 |
| #7 | Yaa | 51% | 83 |
| #8 | 真島 吾朗 | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 26 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | TuMe? | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | LENNU | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Aleksi | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | 真島 吾朗 | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | 1112 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | Aleksi | 524 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | LENNU | 316 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | TuMe? | 170 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Yaa | 100 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | +1.76 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | Sami | +1.16 | 59 | 69 |
| #3 | KetamineAddictedSentientFrog | +0.24 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | TuMe? | +0.09 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | Kylmä äijä | -0.09 | 59 | 56 |





