








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 334 | 18% |
| Smokes | 726 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 414 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 421 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $326,182 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | phoenix | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | SolandMoon | 60% | 40 |
| #4 | upper | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | xp. | 58% | 72 |
| #6 | acua | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | upper | 35 | 0.0298 |
| #2 | xp. | 28 | 0.0209 |
| #3 | phoenix | 10 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | SolandMoon | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | acua | 3 | 0.0326 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mify | +3.18 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | xp. | +2.13 | 78 | 20 |
| #3 | upper | +0.34 | 59 | 16 |
| #4 | SolandMoon | +0.31 | 83 | 36 |
| #5 | acua | -1.52 | 90 | 6 |





