








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 719 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 208 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10010 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11807 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8965 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10579 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,218,182 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clover | 77% | 116 |
| #2 | Ardiii | 76% | 207 |
| #3 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | 75% | 59 |
| #4 | Damii | 73% | 113 |
| #5 | ✪ FelipeL | 72% | 498 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | 75% | 59 |
| #4 | Damii | 73% | 113 |
| #5 | ✪ FelipeL | 72% | 498 |
| #6 | El Pistolero | 69% | 65 |
| #7 | CATERO | 66% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FelipeL | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | clover | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Ardiii | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | CATERO | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | El Pistolero | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FelipeL | 1668 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | Ardiii | 560 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | clover | 517 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Damii | 425 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #5 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | 319 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clover | +5.01 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | agu; | +4.44 | 88 | 66 |
| #3 | Damii | +2.83 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | +2.19 | 93 | 68 |
| #5 | ✪ FelipeL | +1.36 | 84 | 71 |





