








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 78 | 7% |
| Smokes | 459 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 543 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 91 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,645 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BodenFrag Jojo | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | lil_scheesh | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | Leo85 | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Gregor the Belphegor | 51% | 69 |
| #5 | katze kifft | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l3on1das | 299 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | Leo85 | 118 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | katze kifft | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gregor the Belphegor | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | General Sushi | 39 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo85 | +3.60 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | l3on1das | +3.41 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | katze kifft | +2.30 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | lil_scheesh | +1.12 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | BodenFrag Jojo | +0.68 | 60 | 44 |





