








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 334 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1058 | 13% |
| Smokes | 940 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4519 | 54% |
Our logs show you have wasted $347,229 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l3on1das | 1628 | 0.32 | 36 min |
| #2 | Leo85 | 467 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | TrafficKnight☂ | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | PASSIVEE | 110 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | flyxiboy | 103 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flyxiboy | +3.38 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Leo85 | +2.38 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | l3on1das | +1.54 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | TcW | +1.43 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Yersinia | +1.24 | 46 | 51 |





