








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 10 | 59% |
| Molotovs | 2 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,408 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toges | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | FabCcn | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Jenjo | 36% | 14 |
| #4 | TataCcn | 33% | 6 |
| #5 | Rührei | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabCcn | 29 | 0.54 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jenjo | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | TheCuke | 12 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rührei | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | TataCcn | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenjo | +4.91 | 76 | 56 |
| #2 | TheCuke | +3.82 | 58 | 87 |
| #3 | FabCcn | +2.24 | 31 | 66 |
| #4 | A.C.E | +0.64 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | DarkLord | +0.40 | 73 | 31 |





