








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5079 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3578 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2784 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3399 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,996 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caschi | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | CheeseBreeze | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Peasman | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | ropsu | 56% | 75 |
| #5 | GodServer.exe | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ic∑Ωlator | 47% | 15 |
| #13 | Julius | 45% | 20 |
| #14 | MyDexter | 44% | 27 |
| #15 | Lio | 40% | 25 |
| #16 | Headshot | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Lio | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Nex (>'-')> | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | DarkLord | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | GodServer.exe | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 277 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | DarkLord | 188 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | CheeseBreeze | 132 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nex (>'-')> | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | MyDexter | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caschi | +3.51 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | ropsu | +3.37 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | clix | +1.66 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Ic∑Ωlator | +1.45 | 71 | 58 |
| #5 | Headshot | +0.65 | 57 | 74 |





