








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 782 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1037 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1860 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1446 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,444 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaZaj | 54% | 89 |
| #2 | Baller | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Nerman | 48% | 134 |
| #4 | Palička Štrup1 | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Zajda | 45% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zajda | 12 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | JaZaj | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Nerman | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Palička Štrup1 | 3 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Baller | 3 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerman | 180 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | JaZaj | 170 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Baller | 70 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Palička Štrup1 | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | (SHZ) Vojtěch Dvořák | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baller | +1.16 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | JaZaj | +1.12 | 68 | 50 |
| #3 | QuertyX | +0.44 | 44 | 47 |
| #4 | Nerman | +0.20 | 43 | 62 |
| #5 | Palička Štrup1 | -0.03 | 47 | 59 |





