








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 25% |
| Smokes | 970 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1128 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1015 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,590 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZajaJan | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Palička Štrup1 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Zajda | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | QuertyX | 48% | 134 |
| #5 | JaZaj | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Palička Štrup1 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Zajda | 52% | 66 |
| #4 | QuertyX | 48% | 134 |
| #5 | JaZaj | 43% | 37 |
| #6 | (SHZ) Vojtěch Dvořák | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuertyX | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Zajda | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | JaZaj | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Palička Štrup1 | 1 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | (SHZ) Vojtěch Dvořák | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuertyX | 107 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | JaZaj | 67 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Palička Štrup1 | 19 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | (SHZ) Vojtěch Dvořák | 17 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Zajda | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palička Štrup1 | +0.24 | 37 | 61 |
| #2 | Nerman | +0.15 | 43 | 62 |
| #3 | QuertyX | -0.01 | 43 | 47 |
| #4 | ZajaJan | -0.51 | 30 | 44 |
| #5 | JaZaj | -0.68 | 66 | 43 |





