








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 726 | 30% |
| Smokes | 530 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 522 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,521 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilssi | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | klaus | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Fanel | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Samu | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | naaw | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fanel | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Samu | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | naaw | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | PelkkäJoe | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Duuggen LFT | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilssi | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wilssi | 71 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | klaus | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Samu | 21 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fanel | 13 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Duuggen LFT | 13 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duuggen LFT | +2.55 | 98 | 71 |
| #2 | wilssi | +1.34 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | Samu | +0.82 | 52 | 77 |
| #4 | klaus | +0.74 | 86 | 67 |
| #5 | quuqeli | +0.30 | 87 | 47 |





