








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 905 | 23% |
| Smokes | 578 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2081 | 53% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,755,504 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 595 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | 53% | 142 |
| #2 | 5l-es demizson | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | MklsMersu | 47% | 230 |
| #4 | FizzyElf | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | Bemcsik | 42% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FizzyElf | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | Bemcsik | 42% | 151 |
| #6 | K0v1 | 38% | 42 |
| #7 | brrszblcs | 36% | 58 |
| #8 | P3P3 | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MklsMersu | 25 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | brrszblcs | 18 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | 5l-es demizson | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Bemcsik | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bemcsik | 487 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | MklsMersu | 343 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | 317 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | 5l-es demizson | 184 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | brrszblcs | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5l-es demizson | +5.39 | 54 | 45 |
| #2 | MklsMersu | +2.75 | 56 | 47 |
| #3 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | +1.02 | 48 | 50 |
| #4 | brrszblcs | +0.07 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | Youngmark | -1.46 | 51 | 34 |





