








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1881 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1855 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1985 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2032 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,435 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | Youngmark | 47% | 230 |
| #4 | Bemcsik | 42% | 130 |
| #5 | P3P3 | 38% | 32 |
| #6 | brrszblcs | 27% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bemcsik | 382 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖊𝕷 | 227 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | brrszblcs | 105 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | P3P3 | 101 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Youngmark | 94 | 0.02 | 2 min |





