








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5025 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2490 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1666 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2239 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,101 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HYSTERIA | 39% | 69 |
| #6 | DirtyBird8 | 36% | 33 |
| #7 | Moogitar | 35% | 97 |
| #8 | TheSky'sTheLimit | 31% | 29 |
| #9 | Sheeps | 31% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Castle | 49 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | HYSTERIA | 21 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | Persephone | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Sheeps | 13 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Moogitar | 12 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Castle | +5.36 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Pizza | +4.02 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | JustCalMePug | +2.60 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | HYSTERIA | +1.16 | 23 | 39 |
| #5 | Moogitar | +0.04 | 18 | 59 |





