








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 318 | 20% |
| Smokes | 449 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 445 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,324 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freggi | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | McNugel | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | SeNsYg | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | JYDEN | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | hOlm | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SeNsYg | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | JYDEN | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | hOlm | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | MiB_DK | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | LUN@T!C | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McNugel | 54 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | hOlm | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | LUN@T!C | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Freggi | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | JYDEN | 3 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1t | +1.89 | 59 | 72 |
| #2 | McNugel | +1.25 | 44 | 79 |
| #3 | hOlm | +0.85 | 52 | 50 |
| #4 | LUN@T!C | -0.01 | 34 | 63 |
| #5 | SeNsYg | -0.32 | 64 | 61 |





