








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 17% |
| Smokes | 557 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 467 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 582 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $366,177 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Freggi | 51% | 76 |
| #6 | McNugel | 43% | 44 |
| #7 | JYDEN | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | kr1t | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | MiB_DK | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McNugel | 225 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | Teacha101 | 98 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Freggi | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Doomhax | 41 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | JYDEN | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doomhax | +2.28 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | hOlm | +1.53 | 62 | 52 |
| #3 | McNugel | +0.85 | 43 | 85 |
| #4 | SeNsYg | +0.63 | 54 | 52 |
| #5 | Freggi | -0.15 | 39 | 67 |





