








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 64 | 12% |
| Smokes | 170 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 220 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 64 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,210 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DJarti99 | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Cezz | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Cezzy | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Cezz | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Cezzy | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | Perwis | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezzy | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 5 | 0.0228 |
| #3 | Cezz | 2 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | 83 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cezzy | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 46 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cezz | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | DJarti99 | 3 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezz | +6.96 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Cezzy | +3.03 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | CS2 Beta Tester - Buff Daddy | +2.04 | 58 | 75 |
| #4 | DJarti99 | +0.70 | 42 | 76 |
| #5 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | -0.03 | 75 | 72 |





