








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 210 matches | ||
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6437 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5111 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4536 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3416 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,266,198 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezzy | 79 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 13 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | RAT | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | DoggyNator | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | DJarti99 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cezzy | 930 | 0.10 | 27 min |
| #2 | RAT | 220 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | Liquifrog (ziek voor niks) | 205 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lust xD | 126 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Perwis | 110 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAT | +3.16 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Cezzy | +2.93 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | DoggyNator | +2.09 | 85 | 38 |
| #4 | Lust xD | +0.19 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | DJarti99 | -0.54 | 57 | 64 |





